hellohurricane:

girls dont like boys girls like ice cream and evelyne brochu

(via dreadlyscientist)

276 notes

lindsaylohoean:

when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get itimage

(via thatsongismyjam)

238,401 notes

saucefactory:

starrysleeper:

gleeddicted:

when fics don’t update

image

when you’re the one not updating them

image

#ACCURATE

(via thatsongismyjam)

133,460 notes

unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

(Source: bauks, via breadmaakesyoufat)

206,796 notes

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

(via dreadlyscientist)

127,463 notes